You never have to feed them, you never have to clean their tank. What could be better than watching plastic fish float around in a lamp of goo?
But wait, that’s not all!!!
This fucking weird floating fish lamp also comes with a FREE optional automatic flusher for realistic-looking pretend funeral that helps to prepare children [...]
Watching Granny race with her walking frame has got to be on everyone’s Christmas list, right?
And it’s two for only $11.95! What fun for the whole family!
Fucking weird.
They could’ve picked a better cargo to carry this bold condom ad, like a convertible or a sleek sports car perhaps.
Then again, maybe they were thinking that SIZE does matter.
I love my dog so I’m sure that everyone would understand that I would want to have a dog Buddha, right?
Damn thing won’t fetch, catch a frisbee or chase cats. What’s it fuckin good for?
Seriously, this is for folks who don’t have cockroaches. If you’ve ever had one, you wouldn’t want a jumbo blow up cockroach, would you? This is fucking weird.
Seriously, what decor would go with a fake leg lamp???
40″ high lamp and it costs $225!!!
if you have one, you’re fucking weird
We’ve all sat near someone on a plane who farted. I think I might buy some of these and pass them around on my next long haul flight. Pretty fucking cool, don’t you think?
Ok, it’s fucking weird but cool at the same time.
Posted in 
Tags: