I suppose if you live in Michigan or Maine or Alaska you’d think this was cute.  The rest of us think you’re fuckin weird.

How have I lived all this time and not realized that my boobs could get crushed without the amazing Kush to put between my boobs?

Don’t you look at stuff like this and wonder what people are thinking when they sell  crap like this? Stocking stuffer?

Who wouldn’t want these??   Practical too..  no hot butter corn on your fingers. It’s fucking weird too, Mister!!

Seriously, if you are so fat  you can’t reach your bottom to wipe it, you need to stop eating so you’ll stop shitting.

Wouldn’t this feel good right now.. lean back and let someone go at your head with vibrating crab legs.  Mmmmmm Only $17.99!

Who needs Akmed the Dead Terrorist when you have THIS pen?? You’re wondering why you didn’t think of this first, aren’t you? maybe not

Mmmmmm just like Momma used to make

Seal YOUR lips with the Cucchini today.  Cool eh?   (not)