» Fucking Weird Products http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com Fucking Weird Shit Wed, 01 Jun 2011 18:34:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 The Headless Gymnast http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/the-headless-gymnast/ http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/the-headless-gymnast/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 09:00:25 +0000 Fuckin Weirdo http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/?p=570

You’ve heard of the headless horseman.

But have you heard of the headless gymnast?

]]> http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/the-headless-gymnast/feed/ 0 Hey! Knit me a beard! http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/hey-knit-me-a-beard/ http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/hey-knit-me-a-beard/#comments Thu, 17 Mar 2011 05:12:46 +0000 Official Weirdo http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/?p=508 I suppose if you live in Michigan or Maine or Alaska you’d think this was cute.  The rest of us think you’re fuckin weird.

a hat with a beard warmer -- yay!

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no more crushed boobs

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Don’t you look at stuff like this and wonder what people are thinking when they sell  crap like this?

Stocking stuffer?

]]> http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/a-smencil/feed/ 0 Just stick his butt into the end of the corn http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/just-stick-his-butt-into-the-end-of-the-corn/ http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/just-stick-his-butt-into-the-end-of-the-corn/#comments Mon, 14 Mar 2011 05:08:28 +0000 Official Weirdo http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/?p=502 put these dog corn holders in your ear of corn

Who wouldn’t want these??   Practical too..  no hot butter corn on your fingers.

It’s fucking weird too, Mister!!

]]> http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/just-stick-his-butt-into-the-end-of-the-corn/feed/ 0 OMG are we so fat we can’t reach??? http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/omg-are-we-so-fat-we-cant-reach/ http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/omg-are-we-so-fat-we-cant-reach/#comments Sun, 13 Mar 2011 15:33:39 +0000 Official Weirdo http://www.fuckingweirdshit.com/?p=461 Seriously, if you are so fat  you can’t reach your bottom to wipe it, you need to stop eating so you’ll stop shitting.

asswipe.. literally

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vibrating head massager

Only $17.99!

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pen recorder

You’re wondering why you didn’t think of this first, aren’t you?

maybe not

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Mmmmmm just like Momma used to make

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Seal YOUR lips with the Cucchini today.  Cool eh?   (not)

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