You never have to feed them, you never have to clean their tank.  What could be better than watching plastic fish float around in a lamp of goo?

But wait, that’s not all!!!

This fucking weird floating fish lamp also comes with a FREE  optional automatic flusher for realistic-looking pretend funeral that helps to prepare children for death of their future fish and other pets.

Awww..  who wouldn’t want one?

Fuckin Weirdo wouldn’t!